Tiny Totts pull one out of their arse (last minute again) and then that squirmy lass Chels squeak out a winner against the Champs!?! F this all to hell… We are keeping pace but pressure is hopefully going to cause one of those around us to drop. We have a long break before our next match (comparatively to those around us). Hopefully the added time off, and added minutes to the other teams, will allow us to stand our ground seeing the fakers drop points.

I will admit, my big fear here is that Chelsea (Blue Balls) could drop 3 to Tater Totts, win their last two and that would give them 74 on the season. Totts could then gain that 3 against Blue Balls plus the possible 6  against Stoke/Sunder and that leaves those two teams tied at 74 a piece while we look in from the outside at 73. No bueno amigos. I never thought I would say this but I am going to be rooting for a big Blue Balls win on 5/8.

Oi Oi Oi, here is the update:

Blue Balls, 68 points (Chelsea either Home/Away): Totts (H) +3, Aston V (A) +3, Everton (H) +3

• 3 matches, possible 9 points (projected +9)

Arsenal, 67 points: Wigan (H) +3, New U (A) +3

• 2 matches, possible 6 points (projected +6)

Tater Totts, 65 points: Chelsea (A) +0, Stoke (A) +3, Sund (H) +3

• 3 matches, possible 9 points (projected +6)

Everton, 60 points: West Ham (H) +3, Chelsea (A) +0

• 2 matches, possible 6 points (projected +3) Mathematically eliminated from CL contention. Good run Moyes.

Projected Finish (projected point total)

3. Chelsea (77)

4. Arsenal (73)

5. Tater Totts (71)

6. Everton (63) *Eliminated from CL contention…